Reviews, rants, and tidbits from an overpassionate novelist

PUNCTUATION IS LIKE SEX

This is taken from a worksheet I received at the SWA Conference last month, and I just had to share. Cheryl Norman’s Novel Writing Class, as you can imagine, was hilarious.

Punctuation is like Sex:

  1. Commas are not like kisses. They should not be scattered freely among your beloved words.
  2. Like spouses, exclamation marks should ideally come one per person, per lifetime. (Except in YA, I personally believe.)
  3. Parenthetical asides are like secrets between friends–not a good idea.
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